Wednesday, 28 May 2008

Ha ha

A friend sent me this joke in an e-mail, and it really tickled my funny bone.

Cowboy Boots

An elderly couple, Edna and Bert, moved to Texas.

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly into the kitchen, he says to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”

Edna looks him over, “Nope”.

Frustrated, Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?”

Edna looks up and says, “Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”

Furious, Bert yells, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN EDNA?”

“Nope”, she replies.

“IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!”

Edna replies, “Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Ya shoulda bought a hat.”

9 comments:

Donna said...

LOLOLOLOLhahahahaha.........(wipeing tears)hahahahh

Big Dave T said...

A Texas joke in England. Interesting. Wonder if those "everything is bigger in Texas" jokes make it over there too.

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Brenda said...

Hahahahaha, love it!

Janet said...

Great joke, LOL.

Thanks for stopping by the blog, I'm glad you enjoyed reading my articles.

And, yes, the one about the theatre won't appear in the mag until July.

Sally said...

TOOOO funny!!! My mom's name was Edna, and that's exactly the kind of thing she would have said to my dad!! :)

Anvilcloud said...

:)

Herman Verbrugge said...

Very funny :-)

Rosie said...

Hahahahahaha Loved it !!

Rosie x

BritGal' Sarah said...

Love it! I hear quite a few cowboy jokes in Okieland ;-)