Monday, 30 March 2009

Very funny slightly naughty joke No. 2

A friend sent me this joke in an e-mail today. It's a little naughty, and so I've coloured it blue.

Testicle Therapy

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!'

Friday, 27 March 2009

Earth Hour 2009

Tomorrow, at 8 pm local time (wherever you are in the world), is Earth Hour. It's estimated that last year 50 million people worldwide turned off their lights for an hour. The idea is to turn off your lights for one hour and spotlight global warming. Anyone can participate, singly or in groups. For more information check out the Earth Hour 2009 Website .

Monday, 23 March 2009

Mothers Day Walk and Twittering

My daughters + 1 boyfriend came to visit for the Mothers Day Weekend.

Hooli came too......

And we all went for a walk before Sunday lunch.
The sheep were in the fields...

And although there wasn't hint of rain, some cows were lying down anyway.

I've joined Twitter. I'm still not quite sure how it works, but learning something new is always interesting.

Monday, 16 March 2009

Monday Morning

Check this out. It made me laugh.

Friday, 6 March 2009

Chuckles Ballet

I went to see Les Ballets Trockaderos de Monte Carlo on Wednesday night, and laughed my way through most of the performance. This troup is 100% male, and they take the parts of both sexes without even bothering to hide chest and armpit hair, and one of the 'ballerinas' was even sporting a pair of glasses in the finale.

Their dancing skills are impressive, and even more so when you take into account the blunders and accidents that are dotted throughout the performance. At one stage a whole line of posing ballerinas came toppling down as a result of a clumsy dancer knocking the first one over. But what was really funny was the way that they picked themselves up and carried on as if nothing had happened.

The Dying Swan is one version I'll never forget, and I can't help wondering if they managed to pick up all of the feathers.

I'm not very keen on ballet, but I really enjoyed this. If you want more information, you can check out their website .

True Friends

This arrived in a email from one of my cousins today. I thought it was so funny.