Monday, 30 March 2009

Very funny slightly naughty joke No. 2

A friend sent me this joke in an e-mail today. It's a little naughty, and so I've coloured it blue.

Testicle Therapy

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!'

8 comments:

BC Doan said...

That's wickedly funny! And the man...what to say, what to say?

Anvilcloud said...

That's a good one. I didn't see it coming.

Anvilcloud said...

Hah! I just realized how the above comment could be taken. Oh well: humour upon humour.

Donna said...

HAHahahahahaaaaaa.......hughugs

Herman said...

Hahahaha, that's a good one! It wasn't what I expected. :-)

Herman said...

Because I don't have your e-mail address I'll drop my answer here. Yes, I unsubscribed in the first place from Twitter, but as you can see I activated on request my Twitter account again, so I'm back :-)

Middle Ditch said...

Good one

♥Rosie♥ said...

Bawhahahahaha oh that so funny....

Rosie x