Friday, 16 January 2009

Very funny slightly naughty joke

A friend sent me this joke in an email - I thought it was so funny I'd put it in a post and share it.

EAR HAIR

My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms."

The Chemist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The Chemist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."

8 comments:

Middle Ditch said...

Very funny. My brother told me a similar one in Dutch but untranslatable I'm afraid, otherwise I would share it.

Betty said...

Cute joke, Dabrah. Thanks for sharring it with us.

Shammickite said...

hahaha that's very funny.... but a little bit naughty!

Sally said...

hahahaha Too funny, Dee!! Thanks for sharing. :)

Donna said...

Hahahahaaa....I'll have to remember this one!! Happy week sugar!hughugs

Jeanette said...

Very funny!

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Rosie said...

Hahahaha a great joke Dabrah.

Sorry I haven't called by in a while this is due to illness. Great to be back viewing your blog again.

Rosie x