Tuesday, 12 August 2008

Joke time again

I have a friend who is sending me very good jokes at the moment. Here's today's input...



With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. ‘May I see the new baby?' I asked ‘Not yet,' she said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.' Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?' 'No, not yet,' She said. After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?' 'No, not yet,' replied my friend. Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?' 'When he cries!' She told me. 'When he cries?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he cries?' 'Because I forgot where I put him, O.K.?!!'

13 comments:

Blondie ~ Vintage Primitives said...

Hello!
Thanks for visiting my blog today; I will really enjoy the muffin recipe. I just came in from picking a few more errant berries that the birds have left me.
Blessings
Blondie

Donna said...

LOL, good one!

Donna said...

Funny!!!! Happy day sweetie! Hope all is well with you today!!hughugs

Sally said...

HAHAHAHA Too funny, Dee!!!

Betty said...

That's a cute joke and one I had not seen.

Shammickite said...

I've forgotten many things as I get older but I don't think I could ever forget where I left the baby!! hehehe good joke!

Dawn said...

Funny joke!! hahaha lol Hope all is well with you!! *HUGS*

Rosie said...

Hahahahah good one :D

Rosie x

Middle Ditch said...

Very, very funny. I love reading those jokes. I have never forgotten your entrance with that car and THAT old woman crossing the road. That was hilarious.

Cindra said...

I know this feeling...only not with babies.

Leigh Russell said...

Very funny! But one of those jokes that's almost scarey. I'm constantly thinking, "What if?"... I suppose I wouldn't be a writer if I didn't. Like Cindra, I know the feeling but not with babies.

Rosie said...

LOL great joke ;)

Rosie x

Lizzie said...

Made me laugh! I love your blog,you have some great photos here. Well done!