Guard Dog

A friend sent me this picture in an email today:

And the caption read:
Dog for Sale Free to a good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers or molesters left in the neighbourhood for him to eat. Most of them knew him as ‘Holy Shit’.

A clever old dog with a new trick

A friend emailed this to me today. It's so cute, I thought I would share it. I don't know where the story began, it seems to be one of those things that gets forwarded and forwarded and forwarded on.


TIRED DOG
An old dog wandered into the yard.
You could see from his collar and belly that he was well fed and had a home.
He followed me into the house,and fell asleep in a corner of the couch.


An hour later, he went to the door and I let him out.

The next day he was back, resumed his position in the hall and slept again.
This continued for several weeks.

Finally, being so curious about his home, I pinned a note to his collar saying: "Your dog comes to my home each afternoon for a nap."

The next day, the dog returned with a new note on his collar.
"He lives in a home with ten children -
He's trying to catch up on his sleep -
Can I come along to join him tomorrow?"

Good Morning Hooli

Hooli says: Can I eat them now?



Wait, wait, wait, that's all I ever do!

Hooli's on his way

All hands on deck! Hooli's on his way. It's time to Hooli-proof the house!

And here he is!